(solemnly) Tis: rad mads--
lack preact,
4
-- 1223 3221-- 4?
4
Woooooooosh
(solemnly) Whack ill, frent frant,
(nod head left to right) laps.
Plard ‘n crat, lat, o laft.
Wreak. Wreak. Wreck.
(while shaking head)
Wreak,
reek,
reek,
reek,
reek,
reek,
(read as though zombie requesting brains)
week, week, week, weak, week.
(with hesitation)
lack
o
liffle.
grant (breaking into tears)
louth
plant.
course
(quickly and as if hands are old-timey scale)
weagainifwehaventbeenwhetherpredderheatherleftershrekortether, of reather. Rather.
Oh.
(smack hands)
Oh!
OH.
OH OH OH?
oh.
(while smacking table or hands and kicking feet) Ohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!
Oh.
(as if having stubbed your toe) Ow!
Ow.
Yeow.
Zosia Mosur is a poet. She enjoys loud things with the capacity to be quiet. She is considering joining the priesthood. Mostly, she is a 16 year old.