A Poem for Toilets That Don't Flush Quite Right

yapper peacoat holder boulder thrower EESH! 

wannabe brain-storm faint spell can’t tell (who from who and when from where and what) just-did-you-say OUCH! brain damn did A 

full two-seven-oh degrees (she’s scaring me) 

too-round chow-down elephant ass (carnival animal style) 

ass out hands up ass out hands up 

(ARE YOU TIRED YET) 

go down. 

drain down. 

no but really—go down. 

frabble the maroon. go back do it again. sheet a pan of table ice. sheet down. sheet back up. bury pickle. fickle pickle. up dig pickle. up goes pickle. shit on feet. feat your shit. eat your shit? shit on shit. shit oh shit. shit hit it. finkle fry toes. oil dry toes. tap/pat toes. sock full toes. crimp shrimp backpag. tack tat bag-shat. shat-bag laugh at. try mayonnaise. die trying mayonnaise. upchuck mayonnaise. flush the lady down. bring the lady back around. sinkful lady until lady goes down. down. shake a pieframe. take wind of pieframe. bite might pieframe. aim-shame lame-game. trickler stop. stop again. right on red. red red right. trickster fight. (ARE YOU FUCKING TIRED YET) 

i-am-place-place-am-i 

think-try-fiend-fiend-try-think 

this is an apology for ever saying sorry. eat-fuck-sleep-sleep-fuck-eat 

mash-mash-mash-mash-mash-mash 

(try it out: haha-highbiscus teabag smoked/flayed tape measured 3.5 red rinse rinse red academic planner is my jam-red jam-bed bed-head head-bed DO YOU SHED? twofold. try ‘gain run it again.) 

yell at hole. hole yells back. flush down hole. hole push back. 

flush first. flush thirst. thirst worst. (slosh/gloss/loss) 

OH GOD IT’S STILL THERE 

kick it lick it name it brenda do you copy paste and click “yes” i know the order of the universe ity dorm rooms scare me n walking at night should bike ing around like dead chicken in the dog bowl now she goes outside. she goes outside. 

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